Slumber
Inc. is a multinational entity that provides countless numbers
of products, services, and lifestyles to the masses. No matter
what your religion, race, gender, or sexual orientation, Slumber
Inc. is certain that we can offer you something you need and
desire.
Life
is hard. Thinking for yourself and introspection just add to
the stress and discomfort you already experience on a daily
basis. We at Slumber Inc. understand your plight and think we
have a solution for you. Research has proven that Slumber Inc.'s
various products, services, and lifestyles not only reduce levels
of thinking and creativity to almost zero, but also boost your
social status, feelings of acceptance, and sense of self-worth
as well.
We
exist for the good of the people. We know what makes you happy.
We know the way to fulfillment. We want what you want. We have
the money, the power, and the knowledge to know you better than
you know yourself.
Why question anything? Whats the point? We already give you
all the answers you could ever want. So
support Slumber Inc. and its subsidiaries. For those of you
who already support Slumber Inc., whether knowingly or unknowingly
, we thank you; and for those of you who don't, you will.
Mimic
President and CEO
